Oh gawd, that last one! So haunted by these insidious dreams too... Actually, nope, let's not even talk about it, we must keep them not-existing.

The Bammer is a genius. (editing because Apple is ruining the word "genius" for this context. The Bammer performs thought-miracles.)

Attempting gif helpfulness...

Wow, amazing work!

Yeah, totally, its general cultural use is "suspicious" or a "hidden rottenness", but that's not so far off from what the misogynistic insult implies, that one's rotten woman bits are spoiling things somehow.

I am SO with you on this interpretation, I'm not feeling any "cunt power" from this. I funnily enough have almost no problem with the word "cunt", but GOD HOW I HATE the word "fishy". "Fishy" is never a fucking compliment, assholes, and my beautiful cunt does not smell like a goddamn fish, no matter what your gross…

Umbrella! (my prettiest one, not the shabby black rainforest workhorse) I get some horrified stares, I won't lie, but the old Chinese ladies in my neighbourhood know what they're doing, so I take cues from them. Sunscreen is never enough for me either, I need the portable shade.

I think it's a type of applique/tapestry ribbon sewing notion that you buy for a couple of bucks a yard/metre at the craft shop. It has a fabric backing (black in this case) that may or may not be iron-on adhesive. Also, the "gemstones" are quite possibly furry.

I always marvel at how expensive and commercialized quilting has gotten, too. I'm old and have made dozens of quilts, and I think used clothes are best - they're so sturdy and the colours don't run in the washing machine. I collect handmedowns from whomever I'm making the quilt for and then visit the thrift shop to…

Cosign on Miranda Hart! One of the best parts of the sci-fi comedy series Hyperdrive (which American viewers should definitely check out on Netflix, or even Youtube)