I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

So we're just going to ignore the fact that Mark Knopfler is a truly badass guitarist???

Yeah, totally. Except the part about Chinese, real instead of a toy, no cars, and square. Other than that, bang on.

Counterpoint:

In one final tribute to late Mariners owner Hiroshi Yamauchi, Zduriencik placed the trade in, took it out, placed it in again, took it out, blew on it, and placed in again.

It's even more impressive when you consider that before April 15, 1947, the league only had three K's, and they were all in a row.

Why is she freaking out like this? Her baby brother's already ugly.

WHERE'S DREW

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

So, for those keeping track at home: Hobby Lobby cares deeply about protecting the unborn when it comes to denying women contraception coverage under the Affordable Care Act. Hobby Lobby does not care deeply about protecting the unborn when it comes to ensuring that mothers are capable of providing for their new…

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The french don't smile, a smiley face in french is generally a scowl or face of disappointment. :| or >:| is the equivalent.

...if they want to make purchases like a dumbass chimp, their bathroom should resemble such.

Make fun of 'em all you want, but at least Florida didn't let a Japanese game show host write its DUI laws.

Any nudes?

the graph is outdated 1964! How about 2013 data. A car took way more time to stop turn etc. . The new data might be worse or better but 1964 data is 50 years old.

And here I thought this issue would go on and on until Steve Ballmer's sister, Em, had to get involved.

This study was done back in 1964. Vehicle dynamics and safety has been completely redone a number of times since. All this thing tells me that back in 1964 speeding was bad. Show me a graph within the last 10 years and now you're talking.

1964.... Nice job with the current stats there....

Is the date on that graph 1964?