"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

One month later:

Streaming video has gone too far.

I'd say it was an homage, but that dude doesn't really look like a huge fan of mid70s comedy periodicals.

Dear Prudence,

I run an advice column, but I've actually been cribbing my letters. This has gone on successfully for years, but I'm getting nervous about being caught. Please help!

Signed,

Dottie Rainolds

I swear to gods... if I bought one of these then the first message I get after activating would be a broadcast that says "mY be$t fre1nd's sister makes $14,0000 / month working on/line with G00gle! see how! http://donotclickth.is"

It's true that it doesn't make the technique work, but it's also a good indicator that they don't know how the Internet was designed to work, which may have other implications for the security of the data you are trying to give them.

Where was the outrage when the Georgia Dome was filled with lifeless Falcons for most of last season?

I really want to click that link but I'm 98% sure it's just a .gif of that masturbating bear.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

I'm a bit ignorant. Is socialism illegal in the US?

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Another neat trick that is not always intuitive, is that the X% of Y, is also the Y% of X. e.g.:

Well if this is an optical illusion you should know that what you've been watching are actually a bunch of still images displayed in sequence and the suggestion of movement is an optical illusion in itself.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

You're totally right, it's not like there's an entire statistic devoted specifically to when fielders make mistakes.

30 years later: July 20th, 1999 marked the 30th Anniversary of the lunar landing. To commemorate the event, Neil Armstrong, "Buzz" Aldrin, and Michael Collins arrived at Cape Canaveral together in a limousine. Neil and Buzz joined the day's festivities, and Michael was left sitting in the car.

Gotta say, Machado took the heckling very well.

HEYYYY YOU GUYYYYYS

So is this a game with no rules?