"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

Is there a difference in fans dressed in Cosplay and wannabe models/actors decked out in elaborate, professionally made costumes/makeup photographed by professional photographers who then edit and filter the images? I say "yes," which means these do not qualify as "Cosplay."

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

Irreverent and smart and fumbling and gorgeous, Jones is the athlete's Jennifer Lawrence.

First step is to search a service like Giphy that will return the reaction gif, Simpsons clip, or closed caption Anchorman segment that perfectly suits the post you're commenting on.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

"No one is actually this stupid."

This is the douchiest case ever.

Other marketing problems for the Klan, according to CNN

I really don't mean to sound insensitive by this comment and if I offend anyone please do now I don't mean to put down blowhard opinionated commenters because I know they're a legitimate thing that DEMAND attention.

I feel like the people who run the school want it both ways:

I love it when people bring this up because you know Hank Aaron isn't talking about the people with actual gripes about the President's performance.

Tough sport. The losers suffer the agony of defeat and they have to mount and balance all those tires.

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

In his defence, there was grass on the field.

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

Suggested syndication re-titles:

You've Been Taking Pepper Balls To The Chest, When You Should Be Eating Them, by Albert Burneko

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.