Tough sport. The losers suffer the agony of defeat and they have to mount and balance all those tires.

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

In his defence, there was grass on the field.

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

Suggested syndication re-titles:

You've Been Taking Pepper Balls To The Chest, When You Should Be Eating Them, by Albert Burneko

For kegged beer, hop flavor in highly hopped pale ales and IPAs will degrade rather quickly. For other beer styles, a properly stored keg should last 6 months to a year without significant degradation in flavor.

I just saw this cool GIF and don't have anywhere else to post it, so here

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

Yes. He essentially got half a face lift. I had this exact same surgery 25 years ago. He is going to have a very young looking face (at least a forehead) well into his 50's.

For once I wish Harbaugh wouldn't take every opportunity to shame another coach. Andy Reid is doing the best that he can.

Did you not see the part where he's still using 2006 technology and talking to a guy who's still living in 1989?

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

The sources said the defensive posture was evident from the Redskins and NFL's decision to unexpectedly bring two Native Americans with them to defend the name.

His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

The problem with chicks like that is that even in the off chance that you get them back to your place, as soon as you really get warmed up they just wet your bed and disappear.

I'm just going to post this periodically for people who hate the new format as much as I do, sorry if you've already seen it. Last time, but I figure Drew's posts get a lot of hits.

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

Yes. You'll find them standing around outside the Home Depot.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…