I think you need to learn the definition of "win". I'm not happy about it, either (almost 15 years later), but it's true.

Honestly I think the camera-woman is a little more upset than she should be (assuming that is her car), because its not like she was going to be driving it ever again anyway.

Does this shoot in bursts? What's going on in these clips?

At no point do "he and his driving buddy might have a real shot at beating the world-best time". Absolutely no chance, ever.

You're a fucking idiot.

Calling Jezebel merely an "infotainment blog" is highly offensive

Well, it rolls, and it looks like it is coasting, but I wouldn't call it a roller coaster, per se.

I attended a HS in the Acalanes School District. I don't particularly remember having a sex ed class in 9th grade, those were all done with by 7th grade I think. This article is really surprising though, because I consider the faculty to be fairly progressive (it is in the bay area) and generally having the…

Comments were better on the Gawker page, and there was a picture of the woman now. NOT UNATTRACTIVE.

Relax, it was a joke. Jesus.

My wife's birth certificate says "back of ford van"

That's not jar monkey, it's Bat Boy

To be fair, that was their all-time high. It's never really a good idea to buy anything when its at an all time high.

That woman has the build of a typical crossfit woman.

What's so bad about "box"?

I suppose you did find a technical loophole. Traditionally, they were measured in inches, but perhaps you're right now.

Did they do this in after effects or something?

I understand all that, but an inch is an inch.

It wasn't a problem, it was a feature!

It's not a very original idea though. No one has ever been injured or killed in any car I've made, either.