Liking Patch Adams should be a violation of the Geneva Conventions, resulting in one spending the remainder of one’s days in The Hague.

I had a friend to LOVED Patch Adams. We are not friends anymore, needless to say.

There is literally nothing so depraved, profane or vile that I wouldn’t believe Segal has done on multiple occasions. The guy is such heaving wad of psychoses and miserable personality traits that I have a hard time believing he’s a real person at all.  

I have a theory that the reason he was a movie star was because his name sounded cool when said by Don LaFontaine.