Am I weird for being more excited for the next gen Accord’s reveal next week than I am about this?

All three are offered. Unlike other car companies, MINI lets you have it your way.

I would think of her more as a Jag E Type sort of character

Nope, sorry, still love it.

Not exactly the “Jalopnik Bump” you were looking for.

Andy Goodman, please report to LaLD immediately!

As a resident of south-central Pennsylvania, I can confirm that there really is nothing else to do around here.

Split tailgates on a sub $25k, brown, manual wagon. Sign me the fuck up.

+1.........million.

I adore

Que the complaining about MINI not being mini.

Minis are still “mini” compared to the vast majority of vehicles on the road today.

Really? I know Jalopnik is part of the gawkerwerse.. but this type of Clickbaity shit? Really?

in all honesty,why not have the Jalopnik community as a whole attempt to purchase this. If video game kick starter programs can receive a few million dollars, I don't see why we could not collectively come together, own and produce said vehicles, and those who have supplied moneyget a stake in the company.

Forgetting to get your boner down once you leave the track. And then do something like this. Makes people hate the track and try to get it shut down. Forgetting to properly inflate your tires.