I did like Embryonic a lot though. Also, I did touch his hand through the giant fucking ZOOM ball thing at a U.F.O show at Sasquatch once. Luckily, I didn't get a contact high.

On paper, I would quit my job and do this for the next month. In practice, I would spend ten minutes doing this before realizing how fucking difficult these games are, subsequently shattering my computer in a fit of self-loathing.

I always try to buy my drugs from Mom and Pop drug organizations, avoid the mega corporations when buying cocaine.

It's unfortunate that Wayne's bullshit antics over the years (gummy bear skulls and blood in vinyls etc.) have made me stop listening to their music, despite loving it for so long. And it's weird because all of my favorite bands have at least one asshole in them, but something about the Wayne has done it has been…

I kind of doubt that many people were introduced to Bill Hicks through Denis Leary stealing his material back in 1993. Even if so, it hardly justifies that we still have to deal with Denis Leary this long after Hicks has died.