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first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

I know. I saw the shit last Friday at a Dollar General when I was buying my $7.50 12 pack of Miller High Life. White dude working the cash register had a neck tattoo and baggie pants. Slightly skankish, but fuckable as long as no one has a camera, women in a black tank top flashing some tit and yoga pants was trying…

Pictured: Radio Television Hong Kong HQ.

I mean, I get it. Liberte Chan strutting around in a cocktail dress is the last thing you want to see after a night of adulterated cocaine and staring down a half-written screenplay.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

This not a surprise. Most pundits predicted that this flight would not go the distance.

an entire fucking year? ridiculous. the guy hasn’t been convicted of this crime, and judging from what i’ve gathered (that he was in his condo for an hour before getting breathalyzed and then arrested) he has a triable case. taking away his livelihood for a year, without a conviction, blows my fucking mind. meanwhile,…

“Both creators and users have been asking for a YouTube subscription service and that’s why we built YouTube Red,” a YouTube spokesperson told Gizmodo.

If there were, I’d like to put $20 on my dark horse candidate, a style I like to call Literally Anything Else.

Exhibit A

I think it’d help if he ditched the “beard”. If you can’t grow it out, man, just shave it. The “you can barely see it on top of my skin tone because it’s so short (and because you’re staring at my horrible bowl cut)” thing, just, nah man. Shave the “beard” and that sad attempt at a mustache off. Owners like Silent…

I like this idea!

I used to hate this man’s egghead haircut. Now I LOVE this man’s egghead haircut.