I want a “Catching Dick” T-shirt now

Just tell them they’re not that attractive and you don’t know who let them talk. Maybe if they were hotter you would listen to their opinions.

The red nail polish! I had no idea this was forbidden until I babysat a neighbor’s daughter. She was 8 and wanted to play “make up and heels” so I obliged, put on a little eyeshadow and lip gloss, painted her nails and toes red (her favorite color!) and we played with my shoes. Her dad came home and flipped the fuck…

Have a berry. You can cut it up for your cereal.

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

She may not be the best, but some of the stuff she says is golden.

she is the hero gotham deserves

You girls are a delight. Please go to movies together more often! :)

I would totally go see Kingsman rather than FSOG.

The lords work. You guys are doing the lords work.

and his hot driver.

Let's all fell free to contact this lady and express our disappointment

it makes me wonder how many other Rehteahs there are out there who haven't committed suicide and therefore their stories aren't so high profile. Didn't the police only start a real investigation once she died? Is that what it takes to be taken seriously? "Yeah yeah, we'll look into it once we realize how traumatizing…

Unfortunately she still received federal distribution for her articles so someone's reading them and paying for them. As a Canadian woman I have never known any woman who has been assaulted, had the crimes investigated, and resulted in prison time for the attacker. FFS look how many women were murdered by the pig…

Dear Christie Blatchley,

The fucking sad thing is that unless parents actively work to counteract the influence of rape culture in their own homes (which clearly didn't happen in this young man's household, as his parents are STILL making excuses for him and for themselves), rape culture will do its work to teach kids like him that this…

As I read I couldn't decide if the kid or the mom pissed me off more. Then I got to this;

literally brought tears to me and my wife's eyes as we read it. And the way his mom is so out if touch in denial. Sick.

There are more important points to be discussed, certainly, but I would like to note that Christie Blatchford is basically Canada's Ann Coulter. Please don't anyone think her narrative is representative of how Canada feels about the multitude of crimes committed against Rehtaeh Parsons.

No, asshat, you didn't "bully" her. You raped her. Much worse. My heart flips over every time I see her picture.