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Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."

Oh man! I didn't! Welp, case closed. Everyone can go home early.

Lupin the Third is one those animes that could actually work as a live action movies.

See also: "a magician without a poof"

Arrested Development reference ftw

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

Be bold and just ask the person out. Being yourself is 100% key in all aspects of your life. Don't be afraid of who you are. You must simply perceive yourself as being a catch and anyone who doesn't see that is missing out on the great and awesome person that you are.

I'm not sure what's better—-the know-it-all "analytical" comment, or the bad math.

You must be a LOT of fun at parties....

They say it's vanilla-and-chocolate cake, but did anyone really check? It probably had some cork in there.

If this movie is anything like what I did with my Barbies, it is going to be sexy as hell.

WHERE ARE THE FAT ONES???

Wow this is the most diverse set of barbies I have ever seen. Just beautiful.

Mrs. Colabello then went home and promptly hung the homerun on the refridgerator.

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

They showed this kid on the DBacks broadcast as well. In the spirit of the throwback game, Bob Brenly said "that's exactly what his grandfather looked like."

Why is this not filed under LOLMETS?