Less soup, more peanut butter M&Ms.

Obligatory Shatner post.

That's incredible, congrats on your achievements!! I can't even imagine doing a half Ironman. I can barely make it through a half marathon before I want to dry heave everywhere and make a spectacle of myself haha. Good luck on your 70.3!

Hey, I figured one voice among the rabble saying, "Hey girl, you're totally sane." would be a nice experience for you :)

My name is sirenique. You can call me Sirene, or "please shut up already". There's nothing to see here or tell you about, so I will leave you all with a highly accurate picture of me and my pet bearded dragon, Bones. Please, enjoy.

To be fair, I already knew you were lying, because in reality I am actually your fully grown beard. Nice to finally speak to you. Please stop getting soup all over me.

I love your dinosaur pic! ^_^ You mentioned that you train for triathlons — have you participated before? If so, how many? On a side note, have you considered running in the Gay Games? I only bring it up because I live in the northeast Ohio area, and we're hosting the 2014 games, and it's getting a lot of positive…

Please don't do that. Don't destroy the lie you've worked so hard to maintain.

We can hang out in the corner together and maybe grow some molds or something, idk. Whatever you want! I'll even take my contacts out and wear my glasses with you so that you don't feel left out :)

All of my skill development and knowledge acquisition in academia has been for NOTHING!!! Q___Q

That's an extremely unfortunate myth perpetuated, although there are definitely instances on Jez in which the comment section can and has delved into a weird world of "I don't hate men, but I'm going to say something that makes me sound like I hate all men". I'm a regular on Jez, Kotaku, and io9 the most, and I'll…

My favorite part of where this thread is going is that people are telling you "No he's clearly racist because he won't date black people" — which is hella true, don't get me wrong. The guy even says on his Reddit AMA "Because when a woman has been with a black man, in my book that is ALMOST the same thing as…

And apparently from Cincy, which means we should hook up!

This is also what makes me terrified to join dating sites :(

I will not work with a Biology colleague. I don’t care if they’re skilled like David Baltimore, I will not ever work with a Biology colleague.

Nadesico and Harlock, some Robotech...

It can have all the cuddles— OH GOD!!!!

THANK YOU exactly this! I don't even mind the little panty bit because while it does totally give off the ice skating vibe, I think it's hard to find a well-done panty window, and this is about as close as you can come to that.

Major props every time a woman is seen with a lizard accessory. Thank you, Faris!

I'm pretty sure I own these bedsheets, and I will be promptly returning home from work with some white thread and a lot of hope that this can become my next great evening gown.