This, all the time, especially at inanimate objects. (e.g. "WHY DIDN'T YOU WORK PROPERLY CENTRIFUGE YOU ARE BALANCED NOW SHUT YOUR FUCKING LID HOLE.")
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If you decide against Goodwill, there's always Brides Across America, which helps to pair military fiancees with dresses! http://www.bridesacrossamerica.com/
I encourage you to wear a dress of that nature to dinner tomorrow. When people who clearly don't understand your gorgeousness ask you why you chose to wear such a fancy dress, I implore you to quote the marvelous Jack Donaghy and say: "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"
Do you think anyone has taken this on Kinja yet? Because if not, I'm gonna make this my burner.
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I grew up between two farms and dealt with a constant mouse problem, and I currently work with mice. This is what you need to know:
In college, I was introduced to house centipedes. I was the only roommate living on the ground floor, and they would come up from the basement into my bedroom. I saw one, outlined in the mood lighting in my room, on the canopy over my bed. It scurried from the canopy to the floor, and crawled under my bed and into my…
Greatest picture I have ever seen!!
Oh thank God you have a boyfriend!! You're only getting older, and now you don't have to worry about being the breadwinner! Man, I mean, you are so lucky, because now you can take time off work to have babies!!!11eleventy
The fact that Cleveland was even on someone's list of vacation sites is about as good as it gets for Cleveland.
The people who say that to you should be on the receiving end of a face punching, at the very least. Your cosplay was incredible, and you should feel incredible!
"...sounds a lot more fun than the Forgiveness School my folks sent me to — the Scandinavian School of Forgiveness, which is where you eliminate problems by simply coldly cutting people out of your life with no warning or explanation and then move on stoically as if nothing ever happened..."
Can't afford this, even though it's about the coolest thing I've ever seen, ever. But you can bet your ass I'm ordering all the things to make this right now for like $20, and I'll spend a week sewing a knockoff of this perfection. Even better, I want to add a real shark tooth to the clasp of the chain used to keep…
I'd share my buckets with you, but they're currently all filled with my own article-fueled vomit. I recommend we create a wormhole for our vomit.
Where can I find this fabled ant phone?
The same situation can be described for any extreme. The key is to keep a level-head, and just keep fighting the good fight for rationale to prevail.