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Fanny packs? Seriously? Do you always reference 90s moms like this?

I love that this not only benefits the new parents and their baby, but the hospital employees as well. Very impressive!

Haha, that would be perfect!

+1, I was more excited about the wine.

Amen.

I maybe choked a little on my lunch while I was reading your comment because I started laughing so hard, but I'm voting that it was totally worth it! :)

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Don't feel too bad: a lot of lizards can regenerate part of their tail under those circumstances! Granted, it looks more like a stump than a full-fledged tail, but lizards are definitely built to survive.

Olive, thank you for reminding us that for every jerk in uniform we can't trust, there are people like you out there ensuring that the public is protected and served correctly! :)

I'm a 24 year old, 5'11" woman and I can't identify with anything in this article except for skirts hitting a bit too short on me. And then I just don't buy the damn skirt. I can't remember slouching since I was in 7th grade and my mom forced me not to out of legit concern for my growing spine. I've worn high heels or…

So what the general is REALLY saying is "We didn't want them to say we had sexually assaulted them, so we sexually assaulted them."

This pantyhose is only appropriate if you're in a dance recital. Shiny shiny shiny!

Again, I'm not sure why anyone would go through all the trouble of making a dress form this way when they can do the same thing with duct tape, a large old t-shirt, and a bag of stuffing from Joann's all for the total cost of about $7... but hey, if taking the hard way for no reason is your cup of tea, then have at it.

Shameful? More like badass. The planet symbols on that show were beat into my brain... but they came in handy when taking notes in astronomy classes in college. :) The ultimate shorthand!

After a solid minute of deliberation, I have officially given up trying to wrap my mind around this.

"It is hard to conceive of an item of clothing more sexualizing and feminine than a bikini.

I'm getting more of a young blonde Cher vibe than a Gaga vibe. I think the Kim Kardashian one even looks more realistic than this...

That Patrick Nagel wall lamp is to die for! Holy shit.