That’s some Baby Jane level shit there. I’m guessing she’s one of those people who refuses to acknowledge she’s not 18 anymore and goes WAYYYYY overboard living through her daughter and trying to be “hip” with the young’uns and the make-up.

I always thought the bright colors and high contrast were to warn predators that the conveyance is dangerous and full of poison, in this case, children.

I almost feel guilty that my reaction to this movie was mostly incredulous laughter. I might have reacted different had someone actually been killed, but WOW. Where to begin? I mean, as other readers have noted, he picked a freakin’ heavy-ass Continental! That car wouldn’t have made it over the river even if it was…

It takes a truly special kind of piece of shit to be an anti-union labor consultant.

I think he suffers from Type R Diabetes.

What a cool little car!  Would totally buy/drive one of these as a summer fun car.

THAT ELITIST AND HIS FANCY MUSTARD AND FANCY GREEN VEGETABLES. Next you’ll be telling me he doesn’t eat his steak well-done and slathered in ketchup (no “catsup” here, commie!), you know, like A REAL AMERICAN.

At least James Spader was hot.

All true, but I still think that, for this game, the COBRA tank should be a HISS and the Joe tank should be the MOBAT or Mauler.  I would totally play this game for those two vehicles.  My god, an entire Joe-themed MMO Battlefield-type game would be just the nostalgia bomb I crave.  Flight Pod?  Yes please!  Skyhawk? …

Never mind the fact Pepe was never funny to begin with

Off topic, but oh man. GBASP is one of my all-time favorite game platforms. A lot of good memories (and travels) associated with that little fella.

At.This.Price.Point

Red flag #1: referring POC students as “Blacks.” Half surprised she didn’t say “Coloreds.”

That guy is Boebert-level stupid. I know people who have used almost the exact same language, so you know they feed at the same internet gutter troughs.

We know why rich white people vote Republican: to get richer.

Suspending all disbelief for a moment, if Democrats were able to cure cancer - for everyone, for free - with the passage of a single law, Republicans would vote against it.

People forget that you’re paid for your opinion

Dick Ave, Akron, OH:

That is by far the funniest Reverb item description I’ve ever read. The alliteration alone is astounding. That anyone would take any of it seriously makes it even funnier.

I needed this.