Well-played!

Isn’t that Toby Keith’s new banger?

Can’t swing a dead cat in Nashville without hitting 30 of them.

You KNOW these guys both own every Dave Matthews record.

Who’s surprised by the Jesus-music banjo player espousing repugnant, medieval views?  Not I.

Honestly, the only thing about this that surprises me is that there aren’t any typos on those flyers.

That’s why I have dachshunds. Of course, two are ancient and toothless, so there’s even less to worry about.

I have never been more embarrassed to be an Oberlin alumnus. I was there in the 90s. While activism was important, I don’t remember people doing shit this fucking stupid, or picking the DUMBEST hills upon which to die. But then again, as a “hillbilly” first-gen kid just trying to keep his head above water and get good…

Hilariously tone deaf (pun not intended, I swear) but not surprising. There are virtually no POC in the classical world. Gee, I wonder why....

BULLSHIT. MANY physicians are shitbags.

Ack, bad grammar at the end there.  “About whom you know nothing.”

And how the fuck do you presume to know any of that about me, huh? I work in the entertainment industry (and now teach it, as making a living in it grows increasingly impossible year after year, and having a salary, health insurance, and retirement benefits is essential as I approach 50) and for that last 20 years…

Watching studios get gobbled up en masse by larger companies feels like a slide toward homogenization and monopolization.

I was blown away by your harrowing personal tale until I processed “affluent boarding school.” I went to publics and was led to believe, when I got to my fancy-pants college, that my education was barbarous. And to some extent, it was, in terms of what (or, really, how little) we learned. But the more I probed the…

I can’t imagine having your brain so fucking scrambled that you equate an organization that would like to remind *ahem* certain folks that other folks’ lives also matter - with a group that openly advocated for the extermination of everyone BUT themselves.

Christ on a cracker, where did you grow up? Also, congrats on your Turkish Revenge!

Annnnnd sue the FUCK out of all of these kids’ parents.  Bankrupt them.

So let me get this straight: the child molester is homophobic.  Eat dicks in hell, Six Nine.

Nowadays?  Absolutely!  I swear there are Reagan voters more liberal than the modern “Centrist Dem.”

Reminds me of Candyman, when Helen crawls through the medicine cabinet.  Eek.