They have probably used all their sheets for their Klan robes.

they put the flag up because they couldn’t afford a curtain.

Yep, we had pretty good public ed. Quick anecdote I’ve shared elsewhere: about a year ago some halfwit I grew up with (in a small town in rural Ohio) posted some FB meme about the evils of “[letting] the government educate your children.” So I said, “you know, Matt, you and I had the EXACT same evil gummint public…

When I was in high school, ALL of my friends and I had barely-functioning pieces of shit. I had a 1980 Plymouth Duster (powder blue) with a hole in the top of the gas tank, so you couldn’t fill it past halfway or gas would slosh out any time I made a right turn, and a homemade plexiglass-and-caulk taillight. Oh, and…

“Mercury is out of Gatorade”

On behalf of all who find sexual abuse indefensible (which apparently does NOT include most Republicans), eat a fucking bullet, Jim Jordan.

Hmmmm, let’s see how close I can get: state school frat boy, business/poli sci major, C+ GPA? Also probably date rapist.

“US plastic surgeon...”

Off the top of my head:

“Liberal gun owner” is definitely a weird space to inhabit these days. I think there are more of us out there than most would believe. Like you, I don’t have the heart to hunt. I just don’t. I feel guilty killing the ants that get into my house. And honestly, I wouldn’t really give two shits if the eeevil government…

I can get behind this, though the guillotine or electric chair would certainly be better.

Now THAT is a GoFundMe I could support: “Pay the Legal Costs Of the Neighbor Who Beat the Shit Out Of Rand Paul”

If you need an example, look no further than Hot Wheels Turbo Racing. Released in 1999 for the PlayStation and Nintendo 64

Dude.  Spot on.  North Adams, anyone? *shudders*

The page, claiming to be run by a student at the school, called Caldwell an “anti-American tyrant,” and added that “across the U.S. whites are under attack.”

“TRUST THE SCIENCE!” except when it comes to...everything else. Climate Change would be just one example. *head explodes*

She’s also, at the end of the day, beady-eyed white trash.

As a generic Euro-mutt, I graciously grant Jeep permission to rename the Cherokee the “Euro-mutt.” You’re welcome, Jeep. Hell, I’d even endorse “Gringo” or “Honky.”

I’ll start caring once I’m able to actually find a PS5 to purchase, though I don’t see that happening any time in the near future.  Crazy times.

J. Edgar is definitely on the “travel back in time and assassinate” short list. Talk about mediocre white men floating to the top and wreaking havoc for any unlike them.