For extra fun, you should chain it to the gates.

Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali, H. R. Giger, and their friends, I'm assuming.

This badge drives some bodyshops nuts, because customers never noticed the slant before, and then scream about it being slanted after. BTW, if you put it on "straight" (or perpendicular to the ground), it looks even more awkward with the taillight slant.

The Dodge La Femme may have been an awful idea, but the execution was absolutely wonderful. The '56 in the Misty Orchid/Regal Orchid two-tone is a gorgeous trim, inside and out, and makes a great looking car even better.

It's nice of Maserati to make the TC look a little more attractive by comparison, at least.

Kubang - The corporate parts bin Pokemon.

Why would a lack of those disturb anyone? Those things are hell to open if you have your hands full or in heavy gloves.

Isn't it always that way, though? The old and rich try and meddle in things they don't understand in order to protect their status quo.

Hmmmm... Sounds like this lineup needs to have an entire newsday devoted to Honda, Hyundai, Kia, and Nissan products (as well as the French for the Euro news) to show them what sort of opinion the actual world has about SOPA.

I have a feeling a Lambo designed before Audi's influence, would be WAY worse.

I wouldn't call any of them spectacular. They all have annoying design flaws that irritate people in different ways, but all in all there really isn't a huge difference between any of them in overall quality. It's not like any of the four are using 80-grit textured dashes like the previous gen Dodge Rams.

My thoughts exactly. I'm sure that this thing will find a good home one day and maybe even catch a nice doctor or lawyer as an owner.

When I had my '64 Dodge 330, I often parked in ways similar solely to keep my ass end out of the lane. Often I'd use an end stall and pull-through. Granted, I also tended to keep it as far from other cars as possible out of consideration for the useless drones in their fucking disgusting beige SUVs.

This reminds me of my neighbour's old 300M. Until he totalled it, I saw that gold monstrousity virtually every single day coming home from work. He had vents on the hood, roof, and quarters. The lights were all home spray-darkened to achieve a blacked out look (and remember, this was on a tannish/gold car), and…

If you know anyone who works in autobody and want them to rage-kill you, buy them Armor-All. We hate that shit with a burning passion because of how disgusting it is to clean, and the fact that it can destroy applications of new paint just by wafting in the air.

Any word of their choice of music? I'm guessing that they were caught during "I Shot the Sheriff", which segued into "Love Gun".

I've understood the allure... when it's attached to a Bora or something else attractive. This thing is just an STD for your garage.

"The Sultan of Brunei purchased a new gold-plated DARTZ SUV after seeing footage of it premiering in Dubai."

Everything would be controllable in the perfect form.

I don't know if it's part of getting older and settling down, but I would kill to have access to a little slice of heaven for an hour each day. Just pick out something from the virtual garage that suits my mood, and clear my head with a little jaunt.