To hell with Pick-ups, as if the swarm of SUVs wasn’t bad enough. I’m still going to buy up on all the good hatchbacks, sedans, wagons, and coupes I can get. This truck trend is really getting out of control...

And yet EVERY damned dealer you talk to will act like

We’re still paying extra for it. It’s just included in the base price of the vehicle now.

Yeah, dude, wanting to see people get hurt is pretty seriously fucked up.

Incoming “I hate drifting and I have let everyone know” comments.

Why are you not trying to take this kid’s $4500 as a down payment for something new that he can finance at a low interest rate for 96 months?

“Too many studs. you get better penetration with fewer studs.”
-Phrasing!!!

Or if you live in a country where 25 year old Niva VIN plates are available. That would be illegal and wrong, of course, but if you wanted to then you could do it and probably not be caught because the import inspectors are looking out for high end or high popularity imports not Ladas.

“Only the crossovers that we don’t like are bad”

wut

Yah but thats life not lyf. This dude was living lyf and that requires you to live it to the fullest every single day!

Until they get older, then resume stupid stuff.

Super sad but let me say this. THIS is the reason the auto community needs to come together and be LESS judgmental and MORE welcoming. This idea isn’t “stupid” it’s just that this individual didn’t know what he didn’t know. You can’t just “make up” physics... there are reasons cages are designed the way they are.…

When you have kids, you really need to stop doing stupid stuff in life.

Someone stole an expensive car which was later located and impounded, and you’re bitching that police should be worrying about stolen TVs instead. You’re not making sense.

Tom’s close, but I’d look a little bit older. You say 10-15 years old is fine, but how about 30 years? I’d like to present the Honda Civic Wagovan RT-4WD.

Well sure, if we’re just going to avoid Subarus because they’re the obvious choice, let’s go way to the opposite end of the obviousness spectrum: build yourself a flying Fox.

This $4500 Subaru WRX and $10,500 worth of rally parts.

No. Put him in a rusted out, gutless Geo Metro (yes, I know that’s redundant) with blood stains on the rear seats, a pervasive smell of shitty cigarettes and beer, and 50 pounds of bondo holding it together. Because that’s what he deserves.

A Masshole through and through