Is there some requirement that a car cannot be too low?

good!

The pyromaniac Boy Scout in me is really curious to see what burning $38K looks like.

Take whatever it is that you don’t like in their cars and then realize that most people are actually after what you don’t like. That’s how they do it.

after seeing this do not want 944 anymore.

You have lift access. I will hear no more complaints from you.

The answer is always...

1999-2006 era Toyota Celica. Especially the 140 horsepower version.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

It simply can’t be topped:

SWORD FIGHT!

Fuck me that is sexy.

Fuck you, you fuckin fucks.... Let Justin drive it.

iiiiiiits a manual. It just won. What did it win? Nothing, it just won.

......the Hellcat is too much car?

I won’t. I’d do it last man on earth style. Just pick up a car, and run it until it dies, then grab another one.

Drive an old, simple diesel. Convert it to run on biodiesel. I’ll be able to make my own fuel and the easiest way to keep a car maintained in those conditions is to have one that needs minimal maintenance.

OCPD pulled over an F40 with a stock exhaust because it was too loud.

Just in time for MD to get 10 inches of rain in the next 5 days... Oh, and a hurricane.

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