Serial lier but what if he was telling the truth. Then ask yourself why a 17 year old who arranged underage boys for rich people sex parties was sitting in first class next to Trump and did he know Jeffrey Epstein?

Maybe we should be asking what was his real motive for shutting down gawker. Did he fear it would be the perfect outlet to spread nasty yet true stories about Trump. Gawker would host those apprentice videos without hesitation. And yet it ended up being the normal mainstream press, wapo et all who did it. His strategy…

Stockholm syndrome

He’s gonna pivot any moment now...

They’re banking on the 25th amendment paragraph 4.

Pence is the VP nominee, period. Succession only applies when you are the actual VP.

It’s not like she’s talking about grabbing pussy.

I’ll be right back, gotta go buy a black polo neck and mail it to Trump tower...

I’m sure I read somewhere that the time taken to re-engage with your environment when texting at a stop light makes it a pretty risky endeavor. Essentially you see the red light turn green and begin pulling away in a panic without checking properly.

Connecticut is gonna really fuck him up.

Ok ok you made your point. How about “former usmnt coach”? Anyway the joke still stands, the sooner Swansea are back in the championship the better.

Come May time, I’m sure Bob Bradley will be named the first American manager of a championship club. Amirite?

Well if celebrities shouldn’t give endorsements then celebrities shouldn’t run for president.

It would be a shame if it was infested with bedbugs. Just saying. I mean lots of people are saying it has bedbugs already.

One has to wonder if Trump businesses have ever directly turned a profit? Donald himself may have enriched himself but I suspect his companies are all failures.

I hear there’s a lot of unsolved murders in NYC...

Waiting for it to be traced back to a white supremacist trying to make it look like Isis.

I hear many people say “eff the police”, many people...

Have you never noticed those grain sacks they airlift to these places are basically big US flags folded in half.

There’s also diet Cascadia, cherry Cascadia and Cascadia clear.