As an artist I can say safely that I rock this look almost daily :D

I've seen them better integrated into the front of their hair, I wonder why they have them so low on the kids...

A thousand times this. Last year we had lots of violent storms in New England and I made many many sales in Appliances because stuff would get toasted when the power came back on.

With his increase in Twitter followers, I now can identify the NeckBeards