I’m going to call bullshit on the whole “5 reasons why I love Oprah” questionnaire bullshit. Although my personal 1st reason to love Oprah would be that she probably hates this shit stain.

My people tried to get me to do The Oprah Winfrey show years ago and her people wanted me to write down 5 reasons why I loved her and her show… I said f—- that and her. End of story.

What set this off? Besides the booze, I mean. Why was Oprah even in this has-been fuckstick’s head? These Trumpers seem even more fragile ever since their senile witch king got elected.

You forgot a good one, John Waters’ “Cruel Master” robot Santa, the Japanese toy robot “Annual Gift Man” who lives on the moon and fights kaiju when not delivery toys to children.

The idea that Obama would come out against Bernie if he was running away with it is brain-dead-level stupid. If Obama is nothing else, he’s a brilliant politician. That he’d look at how splintered democratic voters are and say, “You know what? I’m just going to throw a grenade in the middle of it and denounce the…

Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown.

Fun fact: The former CEO of the parent company of Carl’s Jr/Hardees is Andy Puzder who was initially nominated by Trump for Labor Secretary. He had to withdraw from consideration because of all sorts of shit including an old tape of his ex wife, in disguise, on Oprah describing the abuse inflicted on her when they…

I’m worried he might win. If his supporters are this willing to publicly debase themselves, who knows what they’re capable of.

Yup. And now there are Senate Dems like Joe Manchin, who'll water down and legislation the base wants. It always comes down to concessions to the "middle".

It’s also similar to Pete Buttigieg’s plan. But Esther is on a singular crusade against Pete (for things he shares with every other center and center-left candidate), so there’ll be no mention of that.

1. Fuck Tulsi Gabbard and Tom Steyer. This needs to be the last debate in which a conspiracy troll and a guy who thinks he can buy his way into a nomination are allowed on the debate stage. Gabbard needs to go away forever and Steyer needs to spend his billions GOTV for democrats up and down the ticket.

This says more about you than her. Warren and Obama went against the banks, the Republicans, and some Democrats and created the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which is working for you whether you believe it or not. She said she would create it and she did. She doesn’t “walk back” promises.

If this were true then why are the super rich so afraid of her? Even Bill Gates teased at courting Trump if she’s the nominee.

There has been a concerted effort by the mainstream media to instill panic in the minds of the average idiot that Warren is going to destroy the fabric of society by suggesting (gasp!) that billionaires pay a wealth tax. Coupled with the bad faith arguments that Medicare for All is the end of life as we know it and we…

There is no real origin story for Splinter.

I know this has been going around but just in case you want it, here is an invite to the Discord server (read: AOL-style chatroom haha) with a bunch of Kinja people in it. https://discord.gg/yTEzC2j (yes I know I am copy pasting, future asshole who’s going to mention it)

I will never encounter some of the folks on this site again, and I am very thankful for it.

Kimberly Guilfoyle wants to be Elaine “leave my husband alone” Chao; a low bar indeed. Remember this? Elaine Chau confronts protesters as husband Mitch McConnell retreats into his shell (or Cadillac Escalade)...