Even if you don’t know his passwords it’s always easy to just reset them cause his security question is “What was the name of your first pet?” and anyone can guess the answer: Ivanka

Considering Trump not only abducted his teenage son as a leveraging point in his divorce with Ivana, only to slap that son in the face less than a decade later in front of his classmates, and that Giuliani’s own family also detests his very essence, it’s clearly a winning strategy on the GOP’s part.

So, the NY Post published their latest “hit piece” from the Biden Files and their big push today is that... Joe Biden loves his son...

And just like clockwork seems like Trump’s last second town hall plan to win the “ratings battle” is gonna work (which is literally the only thing he cares about and why he’s doing this). His whole cult tuning in to watch and, judging from twitter, add half of #Resistance with them to see what insane shit he’ll say…

Of course I’m beyond mad at the universe, and myself for briefly believing otherwise, for letting this piece of shit monster get out that without suffering. But one thing that has been fun to watch at least is that insane demon sex doctor has been losing her fucking mind since Trump switched from obsessing about…

Good catch, yes, this is also true.

Literally one reason: Trump knows EVERY SINGLE ONE of his supporters will tune in and the only reason they will is to beat Biden’s “ratings.” That’s literally it. And then he’ll go on twitter to crow about it for 24 hours straight as proof that he is actually winning (and thus giving him more “evidence” that he’ll get…

They’re actually going to rewrite the meaning of “r-word” aren’t they...

You forget, they’ll still have to the money to fly out the country or to a state that still has rights and get a procedure if need be. The punishment is only for the poor.

Want to feel worse? Among all “battleground” states. Trump’s actually slightly ahead in polling average where he was this date 2016. Of course, that’s the “average” amongst all battleground states, which includes a lot of states that nobody is really expecting to flip blue like some were in 2016. And Biden’s also…

Oh, are their terrible right wing leaders actually suffering when they get covid? Lucky bastards.

I guess I’m not surprised Trump getting covid worked out exactly how I feared it would since this is pretty much what I predicted. But still mad at myself for even just a second letting myself think he was/would suffer and thus 2020 giving the slightest iota of a good thing.

Never even knew it existed! If that’s the case then I maintain original point: only dumb part of his set was complaining about “cancelling” John Wayne, fuck John Wayne and rename it and get rid of that ugly ass statue.

Huh, just wild I suppose that someone in the year 2020 would discover that Wayne, who was world famous for his virulent support of every conservative phobia-centric political campaign/policy, was a bad dude.

The “cancel” bit was the dumb part to me. Who the hell is trying to cancel John Wayne today? He always sucked.

Not unlike the MAGA candidate to go famous today being the -R Deleware senate candidate going off about how “third world” immigrants would never be able to “assimilate” to US and would only bring evil and drugs to our country when she is a self described “reformed” meth addict and drug mule.

And someone who was very much not on Trump’s side...

He retweeted someone correcting one of his idiot sycophants being stupid...

Honestly, thank god that happened because otherwise this dumb shit fucking pathetic excuse for a “debate” could be considered a draw. That fly is the only thing that made an obvious win.