I just... I...

Except no. Find out what was actually in the last CR, what is in this deal, and what has been offered in the past that Trump previously refused and get back to me on just how much Pelosi “gave in” to Trump.

But they didn’t give in to Trump, so what the fuck are you bitching about?

Honestly, you guys should have just left this one the fuck alone... There’s a reason you work for “Splinter” and not “Gawker.”

Sen. Amy Klobuchar

Trump could very well have been a player in first pressuring the FL legal system to go easy on Epstein. He’s had deep ties and influence in prosecutors’ offices down there since he first bought Mar-a-Lago. 

That’s just barely scratching the surface of the corrupt fuckery between Trump and the FL legal system.

Don’t snort marijuanas, you’ll end up like my friend, Becky.

And she’s the only single one not having it, the legend.

No! Bad Splinties!

Have you seen the videos of “debate” competitions these days? Where kids just auctioneer-speak dozens of “arguments” for their side and that somehow counts as winning? Guy just did that with right wing propaganda themes.

IIRC, Chicago doesn’t crack the top 10(?) cities by homicide rate. But that’s where a dark, looming, Democratic nemesis hailed from (when id isn’t Kenya), so... ya know...

My Latin American Values make me want to give that racist nerd a swirly.

Got an extra K, but I’ll allow it. Should have just gone with “took our beer”

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Beto!

Where could that have been indeed...

heh

Beto O’Rourke

former Splintie

The fuck are you talking about? Pickle has been holding down a steady high paying job for quite some time now.