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Sad Jimmy Carter.

Vote!

No age requirement/cap, but absolutely nobody that has or has ever had a Twitter account can run. For a compromise, I’m willing to consider candidates who have an account, but never tweeted anything from it.

Yes, Trump. On Jan. 21st, 2017. But that just isn’t inspiring enough.

Vote.

I think the NYT op-ed needs a quick re-read. Because Keith Wattley, the writer who advocates for criminal justice reform starts it off by saying Trump is full of shit and his faux support for this no-bones bill is a complete non-starter.

No no no no. You guys completely misunderstand. Joe is always talking about clean coal. There’s a difference!

And thus concludes this run of The Aristocrats!

Yes we did.

Normally, a story of an emotionally and physically abusive father is a tragic story. In the Trumps’ case? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

=D

Milo Yiannopoulos, Steve Bannon, and Alex Jones walk into a talent agent’s office...

“Miss Pelosi had the chance to make Single-Payer happen and could’ve made it happen”

Still loving everyone who hasn’t paid attention the last dozen years to not know that Pelosi is the most progressive Speaker since some fat guy who died of a heart attack let FDR run the House.

lol

Shapiro hates them all. He’s one of those “true” conservative/libertarians that pretends he hates the neocons/neolibs/progressives/liberals all the same but probably gets off watching Republicans get away with corruption and dismantling democracy like we’re seeing in WI, NC, etc.

They’re just using NORAD’s Santa tracking tech, aren’t they.

Yes, going to be much fun trolling the Q crowd. Of course, wonder if they’ll just use the funeral as an excuse that “The Plan” didn’t all come together today.

Conservative 1: “There are 330 million people in America. These three dudes are the best we could come up with, and the latest alternative was the terrible lady on the end.”