The judiciary was already lost, has been since 2016. This will just give the fucksticks another vote to play around with when they want to give one of their vulnerable lapdogs an out to vote “moderate.”

If someone is sleeping next to a man, aren’t they already sleeping next to a dog?

The Brown Marble.

I guess I know how WH press corps feels. How can you fact check this asshole in real time? He’s like those new style debate kids, but instead of spouting off as many arguments as quickly as possible, he just screams as many lies as he can in a minute and a half.

You look at our air and our water and it’s right now at a record clean.

That earned you a pendant. 

I’ll leave it to someone more sober than I to make a witty Legends of the Hidden Temple reference.

Heard of people using floss to truss a bird, but I don’t think mint goes well with chicken. Maybe for trussing a lamb rack roast...

Clever! When I want to truss a bird I usually do the no string necessary method. Poking a little slit in the skin between the breast and thigh that you can slip the leg bone into and tucking the wings underneath the back.

The night was sultry!

You’re gonna need a bigger pasture

I will just say that it is a damn travesty that you have yet to be re-followed.

With it being present tense, thank god there wasn’t an autoplay video.

How is this not top comment...

Danny Devito’s work as a director has always gone wildly underappreciated. Matilda was a wonderfully crafted and executed work with superb acting, each one bringing those Dahl characters to life.

*Brett Kavanaugh, writing for the majority opinion*— “Even though President Trump fully admitted to coordinating and working with foreign entities to help his own chances in a federal election, we find that he was only doing so in a capacity to “own the libs” and not in any criminally defined variant. The right to…

Not surprised to see that you have zero idea how any of this works and has worked for the last 17 years.

Love it when folks earnestly scream “perjury trap!” It’s just the most moronic thing. It’s like calling “robbery trap!” because a store dared to have money in its cash register.