@IGotTheGuns: I can't believe I was there for 5 years and heard nothing of this... I would have enjoyed taking that newspaper to class very much.

@farcedude: Looks like it has already happened:

Freakin' young-adults of the corn over here.

@farcedude: I never thought about it that way, but you are absolutely right, my good chum.

@ddhboy: I used to always wear a watch. Then I started carrying around a cell phone.

I'm not sure if this is as evil as augmented reality therapy, where it looks like they are on you, and all around you.

You know, with all the 3d craze swirling about, I'm surprised no one has come out with said type of phone with a screen like the 3d DS.

@retrac: Houstonians, ASSEEEEMBLE!

@—Tito—: Fair enough, more space sex for me then.

@—Tito—: Who cares?! This is sex in space, man. Draw a happy face on her helmet.

If NASA came to me and told me 'hey, we're going to send you into space to see if you can have sex', I would flip the hell out. That has to be the coolest thing ever.

@LukeDukem: I'm pretty sure I could MS paint a design better than this.

I've heard reports that he shot ink out from his mouth at his enemies to confuse them. He ruined my friend's cardigan.

Yes! With this information I can tailor my site to look like an Adonis. Ladies might be sorely disappointed when they finally meet me, but hey - at least I'll be prepared.

This comment is now diamonds!

Finally, now I can watch TV on my thermostat.

@Maxis47: That happened to my friend like 4 times the first time I came over to play with him. He was highly enraged, while I was highly entertained.

@mykid8yours: And I never intended intent. In fact, I was never here.

@mykid8yours: I wouldn't say Barney is the best example of being 'good while looking good', considering he is almost completely devoid of morals.

Being able to draw up custom plays looks freakin' awesome, but I still can't imagine playing without physical buttons.