The mug at the end of the video is just hilarious. The fact that it's in the video is just as fantastic.

@Harpsichord: Why would verizon care about the phone's edges? Were people making threatening stabbing motions with the phone's hard edges if they weren't being helped in a timely manner? I can't say I blame them, I just want to stab people after waiting for customer service to call my number for 2 hours.

This reminds me of my days as an intern, patrolling the office for random encounters, and seeing if they dropped any ether to fix problems like these.

@Charliehorse: I can't even imagine the immense amount of pleasure I would get from smashing this thing.

Why is everyone talking about Katy Perry all of the sudden? Who is this mysterious person?

@Snafu77: Those black tongues are just....

Can it read lips?

@Secant: My favorite game!

I love me some SC2, but if I were living in SOHO I suspect I would have better things to do. Like drink and fail to meet women.

@Curves: You may want to consider new friends. I have many tall friends on retainer if you are interested.

@PN - goopplesoft: Uh, no. I am a fact machine, but this time I was being facetious... I'm going to guess it cost a little more than 85 bucks.

Thanks to half price books and amazon this only took $85 to build.

@trs: I think CDMA would definitely help fix the antenna and call drop issues. :D

This will probably change the way I look at the cute girl in the Beetle if I see she is driving this model. Probably.

@EADG: My favorite thing about FiberOne bars is that there is a warning on the side that says something akin to 'Warning: If you eat to many of these your stomach could explode from gastrointestinal distress.'

@showbiz2: Yeah, those things just use centrifugal force to get the water out. This thing would use a vacuum to suck the water out... I think that's cooler than just a spin dry.

It would be even better if the balloon released the satellite after dragging it down into the atmosphere before getting burned up also. They seem like they could easily be reused.

Sure, except FiOS isn't available in my area. A HUGE metropolitan area. *shakes fist at verizon

@Ayleron: Yeah you're right, I saw 'quantum' and 'uncertainty' and got all excited.

@Canadian Impostor: Yeah, I not sure if something that is thicker than my Storm should be considered 'crazy thin'.