"People" aren't complaining. A hundred thousand people have seen this post now. Two people have complained. My first response to the initial complaint has 91 recommends from people seconding it. Some people are sharing anecdotes about how people have died for ignoring the advice given here. A professional lifeguard has…

Once again, you're trying to focus too heavily on the information we're highlighting as though it somehow means that everything else is A-OK. Drowning is, by definition, not flailing around and calling for help. Again, a swimmer can be distressed without drowning. This is not just a semantic argument, but a very…

I think you're wildly misinterpreting this post. This isn't saying "Okay, it's safe to ignore people who are flailing because that doesn't really count." It's saying "Hey, drowning might be more subtle than you think it is, so you should ALSO watch for this."

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

Working in a hippy grocery a few years back, I was amazed and saddened by the huge prevalence of cookie-dependent gluten sensitivities and allergies among upper middle class, middle aged white women. These poor women were utterly unable to even consume something that had been in the same cupboard as flour, but…

Makes it hell for me, I have a severe allergy to mushrooms and have had someone feed me mushrooms hidden in spaghetti sauce to 'prove' I wasn't allergic to them. 2 epipens and an ambulance ride later they stopped being a friend. I will never assume that someone's allergy or sensitivity is fake, but when you claim that…

Fix'd. I'd rather hear that from you than from some dickhead mainpage commenter going "THIS IS INDICATIVE OF THE DECLINING JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS OF THIS WEBSITE TIME FOR ME TO STOP READING IT BUT WAIT FIRST I MUST COMMENT ON EVERY ARTICLE AND SAY THE EXACT SAME THING FOR THE NEXT FIVE MONTHS."

If this woman was protected and saved by a higher being why did it take 5 days? Screw those who imply that your loved one wasn't fighting hard enough or want worthy of some imaginary Guardian Angel.

I feel your peeve on this. When my MIL had terminal cancer, I had to leave a store and cool down in my car when I overheard a woman in the store talking about her loved one being saved by god and his plan and miracle bullshit. NOPE. Folks die because that's life. But thanks for inadvertently shitting on my already…

So, even though she was reported missing, nobody was looking for her? That's disturbing.

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

At first I thought that was Justin Bieber.

Yes, obesity is a problem, but you are demonstrating a bigger problem. It's the belief that "It's not my lack of self control that causes me to be overweight, it's the people who sell the larger portions." No one wants to take responsibility for their own choices.

Oh no you better believe my burgers are ALWAYS messy. I used to be peasant gene like you all, putting my ketchup IN THE BURGER.... Filthy. I have come to you today with a message from god;

When you try to eat neatly, this is usually how it ends up.

If your burger doesn't drip meat juices or slip while you're eating it, you're not eating a real burger. Go back and get one that's not overcooked.

The main secret is to put the burger upside down on your plate. That way you can pick it up and eat it with less wrist stress and burger fiddling.

ok, now i need to eat a hamburger for scientific reasons.

Nope. Drill a little hole in the side of your pepper spray.

Looks like an easy way to eff up your keys... Especially your car key, which probably has an RFID tag, unless your car is 25 years old, at least (the car key in the picture looks like it's from a early-oughts Ford). Aside from that, it looks like this makes it a pain to tell keys apart, and probably makes it tougher…