"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

Saying "Robbed by refs" to a discussion that involves the Seahawks. Cool story bro. (see Super Bowl XL)

The best part of these conspiracy theories is the fact that they actually think the NFL would favor a team in Seattle over a team in California, let alone a team in California that has loads of bandwagon fans across the country due to the glory days of Montana, Rice and Young, and the Super Bowl trip last year.

The Super Bowl, and the Truther Movement.

Marketing reasons?

Let me sum up:

Michael Crabtree really needs to let this go. Hes a mediocre youtube poster, a mediocre conspiracy theorist and when you put a mediocre conspiracy theorist up against me THE BEST CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN THE LAND! there will be only one winner.

As a 49ers fan, I have to say: Shut the fuck up! That's why we have such terrible reputations. I might be the only Niners fan who thinks the team is capable of losing without being robbed by the refs.

People look at me like I just stabbed their child when I jaywalk downtown. I love when people utter a "tsk, tsk" as I pass them while they wait nine hours for zero cars to pass through the intersection.

So Seattle. SOOOOOO Ballard.

Goes to show that tons of people are perfectly capable of having a great time without Jaywalking.

Law-abiding street parties are the best ones.

Broncos fans, on the other hand, seemed to walk right out in front of cars after the game.

There is no such security on normal game days, and while the league will say the Super Bowl is a particularly inviting target, fans still had to go through a second, identical security check once they got to the stadium.

If the NFL really cared about preventing 30,000 people from having a miserable time on a Sunday, they'd fold the Jaguars.

1. Calling Sheridan "just outside of Portland" in either geography or philosophy betrays a woeful lack of understanding of Sheridan, Portland, and Oregon in general.

counterpoint: Sodium Lights are horrible. They give everything a sick, jaundiced look.

For some reason Portland got it. Sorry, Scientologists, but there are limits to the stupid shit Portlanders will buy into. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a gluten-free muffin and some unfluoridated water to dig into.

Yep... there were 2 ads that confused me, that one and the Maserati ad.

Well-produced spot. It reminds me of those ads during college footbal games that make Clemson or Auburn or whoever look like places of incredible academic research.