Did your brain blank out the Cayenne?

I can tell you tuberculosis is bad, and I’ve never had it. Some things are fairly obvious.

Because it’s an automatic, and its got probably the ugliest, cheapest interior Porsche has ever made.

Hahaha are you high?

This is so...bad. The default grey 996 interior is an improvement. Why stop at this? Why not tint the windows rose?

The photographer's job was to take photos of Christie throughout the game. He was sent there by NJ.com to do EXACTLY THAT.

This is all fun and games until the kid in pink cries for her daddy. Shit got much scarier then.

That's scary. Imagine how many more cars might have been involved if they'd FUCKING FILMED IT WITH THE PHONE HELD THE RIGHT WAY!

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Cryptic.

Ah, shit.

"Hardin County Sheriff John Ward said those who go into law enforcement typically do it because they have a desire to shoot minorities...

That's one hell of a way to quit your job as a copy editor.

I can see how with such meager compensation, college sports would go broke trying to pay their athletes even a livable wage. Thank god coaches make so much money, since they can only physically manage to do so for like 20 or 30 years.

SHORT SHOT JOCKEY DROPS JOCKEY SHORTS COMES UP SHORT GETS SHOT

That's the dog that hasn't barked with this whole stats revolution; these statistical models are still not particularly effective predictors of team performance.

The best part about this game was @philsimmsquotes. In their defense though, that's the best part of any game that Phil Simms is apart of.

ahem, it is a tire killer. Plain and simple.

Believe it or not, the 1988 Maserati Biturbo S was pitched against the M3 in several magazines of the time, and except for the baroque clock it kinda made sense...