Oh man, the JP Performance channel is a magical rabbit hole of ridiculous builds. That one’s incredible. It’s always crazy how we want what we can’t have, though.

Looking for florists and landscaping around Embassies is the key here, it seems... having defenses without looking like you have defenses.

We have the 25% chicken tax ourselves. 

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

The writer, Mariah Smith, is black, but the Cut’s editors, and their perspective, are mostly white.

That’s nothing. I failed a driving test for speeding. The state trooper administering the test almost gave me a ticket.

Not belittling what Allyn did here but I too need to hear more about the bad ass MF’r in the bulldozer.

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I'll see myself out

Or impressively stupid. I think both.

137 in a 5 is stupidly impressive.

These stories remind me of a guy who I knew when I was in high school. He was nearly 30 and was extremely religious. He 100% believed with all his heart, soul, and mind that as long as he was doing the Lord’s work, the Lord would keep him safe and get him from point A to point B rapidly and protect him from things…

Damn. When I read the headline, I thought he was considering the purchase of a vehicle with actual crime boss provenance. Something that was once owned by a noted mafioso. I came here to see which Don’s car was for sale.

Tesla is doing the money making thing now.

Honestly, no. That car was a huge piece of shit. It leaked water around the front windshield which would drip onto the rearview mirror and then slough off into your eyes when you made a right turn. There was a rust hole in the trunk behind the rear wheel well that the previous owner had, I shit you not, patched with…

We’re learning a lot about Delta 88s today, boys and girls.

Nope.

This has me curious too. I was under the impression we were still years away before getting the system to become reliable at high temps.

Why? Traffic on the left is supposed to be faster than traffic on the right, so one should expect traffic on the right to merge behind cars on the left, not for cars on the left to slow down for cars on the right.

The question is not whether pasghetticode is “that guy”. The question is whether the Prius failed to yield to the Camry, or whether the Camry failed to yield to the Prius. The only way to determine that is to figure out who had the right-of-way.