That sound exactly like something a 74 year old person afflicted with Alzheimers would say.

There’s a reason I don’t plan to live any longer than 74 years or the first sign of Alzheimers, whichever comes first. Got 46 years to go!

I vote we ban you from Jalopnik

Dude, TL owner - you’ve gotta try something with your car.

I think Heavy Duty pick-ups are eventually just going to look like Rhyhorn with a bed on the back. All these extra bulges and bumps that are kinda squared off, but they don’t exist for any reason other than to make it look butch and manly.

Tourists farting.

I meant to say it’s just potatoes and white supremacists - move along

I’ve talked about it a bunch before, but I somehow got NY to approve the “MAKEUPOO” plate I got for my Cobra

The level of dumb in your comment is impressive.

I’ve been involved in the auto industry for almost 30 years. I work for a supplier that does work for Tesla. We see things you likely aren’t aware of. They have work to do on quality. They don’t need to be perfect but it feels like they are working to a software model of development and there are serious issues when…

I say we should ban ABS. The technology is not ready yet.

Gee, wasnt aware that he invented that. I know the election is just 160 some odd days away, but does everything have to be an attack on on of the 2 major party creeps running?

Im a Libertarian, registered and voting, and benefit from either being taken down a peg, but its getting really, really old. I would say you all…

I think it’s also important to consider the effects of male models engaging in gas fights. That must account for a few closures a year, at least.

If that target is a semi?

(Probably not the best time, but there’s a Renault 4 at the 22 second mark)

Absolutely, 100% agreed. This guy shouldn’t be expecting handouts and frankly the only reason I’d even consider contributing to this guy’s cause is for someone to go in to his house and smack his brother in the face. I’d pay $1 to see that on film.

If the public mistaken believe that pilots take a nap or play Pokemon Go when the autopilot is activated, how is this Tesla’s fault?

I’m not exaggerating when I say it was a long time ago. East Germany was still a thing...

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro: