A guy like that is just a debt addict looking to get his fix. 

Everything you’ve said is ASSuming the Tesla and its software is functioning properly. We all know at this point that Teslas have a tendency to not function properly.

Yeah, I grew up broke as shit. Like so broke that even with food stamps and food pantries, I would regularly have to skip meals. A lot of work on my part and a lot of luck I can now walk into a Porsche dealership and buy anything new they have on offer and not have to change my lifestyle.

At least 5 years, maybe as much as 7 depending on how much they fleeced him in the finance department.

The guy is trying to buy a ~$90k car while being $29k underwater and only has $7500 to put down. Assuming a 6.5% car tax (this is a guess) and a 10% interest rate (no way this guy is in single digits), you hit that $2500 with 60 months of payments.

That last sentence is by far the most important. And the most correct.

The war that will be fought over which one to use will be bloody.

“When it comes to the streets of our fair nation, Daylight Saving Time is a menace to safety and causes a noticeable spike in car crashes, running into the hundreds. A 2020 study suggested that car crashes are about six percent more likely in the immediate aftermath of clocks moving forward.”

Yes, I am very anti-DST. It screws me up for 2 weeks every time the clocks change. It’s not good for children, and it doesn’t really do anything for people not on a 9-5 schedule. Heart attacks spike in the spring, and deadly car crashes rise at both time changes.

I didn’t think the leopard would eat *MY* face!

You could pay me to drive one, but the windows better be tinted to hell, and I’m wearing a mask. But No amount of money will make me keep it.

They kinda knew what sort of company and man they were working for, they just didn’t ever think they would be treated like he treats everyone else. Something about leopards and face eating, I guess.

People working for a man who routinely fucks people over suddenly shocked to find themselves being fucked over.

Billionaires are always “disrupting” by trying something they thought up that is painfully obvious and very likely tried already, but they’re also too lazy to check and see if it’s been done because they think every sound out of their mouths including burps is something unique and genius-level.

Be careful... this is just a ploy to get people to side with them on something and crack open that door.

Fewer death traps.

Womp womp. Work for a fickle billionaire known for cutting staff at end of year to inflate productivity numbers... win stupid prizes. 

At the special government pricing of $250k each!

No pitty for them at this stage. I won’t cry a tear for people working to produce weapons for Russia either when the war stops and they are laid off.

This will change in about 6 weeks, when suddenly the US Gov’t will mandate Cybertrucks for the US Postal fleet, the USGS fleet, NOAA, EPA, and probably another two dozen agencies. Hand feeds the mouth(piece) of the Admin, and boy is it going to be corrupt as all hell.