The best yellow car is one that has been repainted red.

How much you want to bet that the "news" she watches is Fox?

The child is black. I'd be highly curious to know if the arresting officer(s) were white.

Meatballs are wonderful and delicious! Please do not demean meatballs by associating them in any way with Ron Douchantis.

Looks like the front bumper just plops off.

Never used Cortana. Nor Siri or Alexa. Never will.

I don’t know about you folks, but this liberal sure feels owned.

Seltzers are todays Zima. They'll be gone soon enough.

From the article:  Amazon has even stopped working with contractors that successfully voted to unionize — though the tech giant says it had nothing to do with their unionization.

Or morons. Or both.

Last year when my father was dying of cancer, I had 3 occasions to rent cars. One was a 22 Corolla, one a 22 Camry and one a 22 Charger they gave me because the Corolla I booked was unavailable. Of the Toyotas, I preferred the Corolla over the Camry in just about every way. The Charger was the funnest, but was noticeab…

Never saw that episode of L&O. I'm only familiar with Short's comedy.

Right. He's just more afraid of the law than he is of Trump.

I think Martin Short would be a funnier Pence. Steve Martin would be better in a serious drama as Pence. Even though I find SM funnier overall than MS. 

Cocaine fueled leprosy shark

This reminds me of religion, in that they create a problem in order to sell you the solution.

But confused drivers are not safe drivers, regardless of what speed they are doing.

I've always considered him a shit-weasel.

Name one.

She should take a cue from Neil Peart of Rush: