Watch some YouTube dash cam footage...you can flip a car at 15 mph.

Show her 15 minutes of YouTube dash cam footage.

Bravo Senators, bravo!

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

I hate Illinois Nazis.

If they really cared about children being sexually abused, they'd shut down the Catholic Church. Full stop.

Florida teachers should empty out Florida.

Two points:

Most likely somebody transcribed as he rambled incoherently for days on end. Then some poor soul had to edit it into something resembling a book.

No problem. I don't buy any Apple products. Ever.

Well, she IS white...

EAisaC: Every Accusation is a Confession 

EAisaC

Pippen is a sobriquet for Peregrine.

Pebblewyn, Pebbland, Pebbliel

Not only will I not order an adult happy meal, I won't even go to McDonald's at all.

But mostly they butt-fumble 

I haven't been on an airplane since the 90s. It sucked then. Now? You couldn't pay me to fly.

You spelled Floating Disease and Pollution Factories wrong.

I got as far as the double talk about his criminal past and all I could think of was RED FLAG! RED FLAG! RED FLAG!