For me, it’s the 1098cc Honda V4 engine in my 86 V65 Magna. But I might be biased.

Is there a whiter name than Blake Masters?

Duct tape

Ick.

Mindbottling?

Viscosity AND thermal breakdown...just like the old commercials used to say.

I disagree. I think he’s 100% shit. Shit for brains shithead who shits out of his face. 

Probably

Well, the road itself is usually mostly empty and you can make really good time on your way to anywhere else. 

When are these fuckwits gonna stop with this stupid shit? Here’s a clue, yo:

I’ve been through Hillsboro, OH and it is exactly as bass-ackward a town as you'd it to be. No surprise that Captain Chumpdick is from there 

If this fuckwit gave even half a shit about what kind of language the Mayor used in reference to a black woman, he'd never have said it that way.

I showed Whitey McFuckface's picture to someone at work and asked how old. 35-38 was the response.

Ze Frank

A sty of pigs? 

In other news, water is wet and grass is green. We'll return with more obvious stories after this brief commercial message.

Agreed. Even without a blow by blow slo-mo of the beatdown, this was the best thing I've seen in weeks. 

NO

Lindsey Graham Would Die for Chick-fil-A