“You know, I’m not a violent person but I think I could slit your throat in a minute.”

Better yet, pull as far to the right as possible and give them a wave to pass. 

Nothing “breaks” or “defies” physics. Tired ass cliche hyperbole makes for a crap headline.

It works great for those at the top. They’ve taken $billions upon $billions from the American people.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Signs ‘1836 Project’ Bill Promoting Texas History. Critics KNOW it Will Whitewash Slavery...Because Duh

He’s thinks he’s Daddy Warbucks

Stealerships gonna steal...

It just makes me wonder how much of the toxic masculinity in this country derives straight from sports in general and football in particular.

Conan's god was Crom, not Grom.

The best part would be convincing the rubes to pay you for the privilege of Marceline’s Whites-Only Slavery Experience (accept no substitute!)

As funny as the whole Karen thing is, it’s time to start calling these women what they really are: KKKunts

The Marshall Project reporter Keri Blakinger posted documents from the state attorney general’s office on Twitter that revealed that, instead of behaving like decent people, the state spent over a million dollars on travel fees, contract costs, and billable hours for attorneys.

Me, after reading headline: duh..!

And why 23%?

How them cop balls taste?

Took the thought right out of my head. 

Good luck getting paid.

90% of this list is utter crap.

The Ramones

“Mother" Theresa was a baby selling cunt running a misery cult.