List does not contain fruitcake, is therefore invalid.

Rock, paper, scissors

Trying to make a pun... I hope

I mean, it’s like they’re going out of their way to try and prove how terribly stupid and racist they are. 

Don't hold your breath.

“If you are considering showing up to one of these things as a counter-protestor, be informed—there are no guarantees that the police will protect you.”

Pension? What's that? Is that one of those extinct species?

Wow, I...uh...ok then.

Never read any of those. Only read Melville because high school AP English teacher forced us to. Absolute dreck. That book needed an editor to cull about 2/3rds of it.

Yeah but the American strain is soooooo virulently stupid...

Not would...did.

Brianna Transworth

Never believe ANYTHING you see or hear on reality tv.

Or any "reality" tv.

I initially read that as "curbshitter" which is funnier than cribshitter, imho.

You probably loved every extraneous word about sailing and whaling in Melville's Moby Dick... didn't you? 😢

The only thing more ingrained in American culture than racism is misogyny.

Our entire education system sucks.

Oe ever. Cruise ships are floating pollution factories.

He's trying to start Trump's race/civil war.