But what about that paragon of high-class entertainment, Hardcore Pawn?  Or maybe Operation Repo?  Or South Beach Towing…I think the cast of that show should have a cage match with Lizard Lick Towing.  They could have it as an event at the Full Throttle Saloon!

What I was bothered by was that the landscapers didn't represent a properly diverse cross-section of the community. *snicker*

Syfy probably has it in production as a made for TV movie. Lizardplantman attacks Biloxi, to take on a company that makes handbags and government defoliant.