Even stupider is how they’ve pushed up prices on lesser E30s, like a nice 325is or even the 318is. I love these cars but you should not be paying $15,000 for them!!!

If that Motorola were an analog cell phone, it would of course be genuinely obsolete. So I took a peek. GSM was launched in the US in 1995, and in 1991-1992 in Europe.

Personally, I’m tired of what he thinks is a quirk. This magnificent car’s lack of Bluetooth would blow his millennial little mind. (What I’m getting at is his almost complete lack of perspective.)

Article mentions that Wood acknowledged the fine print, but most people would not. Which, I’d wager it’s pretty true.

PRO TIP: You should only drink vodka in theaters where you have to smuggle in your own liquor, because other patrons could probably smell your bourbon and wine 5 rows away.

Natalie Portman comes to mind...

She shouldn’t put ice cream in her vagina, she could get an infection.

“Sprite filled with Wild Turkey”

NVH engineers can be very helpful. If the head design engineer wants to make a stupid change, you just say “Sure, we can do that, but it might rattle.” The NVH engineer will quash that shit faster than any of your rational objections.

My girlfriend likes a foot massage to relax. I’ve been building hand strength for 7 months in preparation to give my car a tire rub to get it comfortable before a wash.

Merge?

I don’t know if it’s better to let the V6 Challenger win because both of you know that you could, or to smoke the V6 Challenger and make him sad. I will be mulling this over for the rest of the day, please excuse me.

The Australian one is by far the best of the English language examples (with an honorable mention to Kevin Harlan). I mean, “...ball knocked out of his hands. Eagles recovah! The Eagles get the ball back. The script is flipped. Tom Brady bereft on the turf. It has literally been ripped from his grasp.” I want this guy…

Members of congress going by rail is the most amazing thing about the story. Nice to hear they aren’t jetting about on the taxpayer’s money.

Honestly Patrick I don’t know that you, or the article, make anything resembling a point, much less a good one. If the problem with taking out a loan to buy a car is that you end up paying monthly on an asset that depreciates, leasing a car is way worse because you don’t end up with an asset at all unless you buy out…

The car was also going to depreciate anyway. That only comes up if you need to sell it or it’s totalled while the loan is underwater.

So $2600+$854 for depreciation and interest on loan equals $3454. That means you had reliable transportation (a necessity for your job aka your income) for four years at $863/year. I’m ignoring maintenance and insurance, because those costs have nothing to do with the loan. Also, buying used means you saved money on…

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

LS engines are good for drift