I am going to start making donations to PP in these people’s honor and then posting about it on their walls.

This guy said all kinds of stupid bullshit, BUT: I fucking hate being pregnant, you guys. I 100% feel like I am an unwilling host, unable to control anything about my body, and I really want this fetus to be done growing and get the fuck out of me (23 more weeks to go!). I’ve come to terms with hating this fucking…

I know. This didn’t even enrage me. I just thought: well, they finally said it out loud.

See also: I am reading a book because I want to read this book, not because I am killing time until a man comes to talk to me.

If I have headphones in and am looking at my smartphone with intense focus, I am probably catching Pokemon to a raging death metal soundtrack. Unless you want to get my attention to alert me that I am about to walk into a gator-infested lake, trip over a wild baby, or miss the chance to catch a rare Pokemon, you and…

I read that linked article, and damn is that isn’t a perfect example of male entitlement. Stand in front of her till she looks up, if she doesn’t look up wave your hands in her face, DEMAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!

Yeah man, those millennials, always hoping we can have a more unified and inclusive world, what assholes.