Gurl, I like how you think except Hiddles was already to old and too broke off for the role.

That guy forgot to have a neck.

i am into this, but also idris is way too cool to be friends w her becky ass self.

lol yah riiiiiiiiiiiight like anyone believes that TOM is the one who wanted to be public. sure.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

I don’t know, but YOU LEAVE KETCHUP OUT OF THIS.

this makes me incredibly happy

my conspiracy theory is that idris elba and t.swift are working together to bring down hiddleston to clear the way for elba bond.

No, Michael Bay only has a producer credit.

Outside of Blake Bortles, I don’t know who any of these fucking people are. Does anyone know who they are? Is the entire Jaguars roster anonymous?

It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.

I don’t know why e-readers don’t get more love. It’s smaller than one book, much less a book shelf. The books are cheaper, better for the environment, available instantly. It automatically saves my spot.

I read at least 35 books yesterday. Each book probably has like 5 words total, so combined it’s like reading one “real” book. A real book that reads like this:

You must live in fake america, out here in real america 7 of the 10 guys will say the bible and the other 3 will punch you in the face.

They really do that? It’s not even good Cormac.

People lie about reading books for the same reasons that motivated you to write that comment.

Jesus! How often do you shit?

Why would I feign naivete? To be condescending? That’s right, other Barry.