Because passing motorcyclists. :D

Bravado and braking at those speeds is sketchy?

Are they just bikes that have been dragged into your garage under your car? Where do you store all the cyclists you have hit?

The Pontiac Sunfire is a car for a person not hip enough to drive a Saturn.

fabulous

But he did have drugs, which are illegal, and guns, which for him are illegal. So regardless of whether or not this woman’s accusations are untrue, there is all of that stuff to contend with.

No. Just no.

KYLIE JFC

I wonder if Tyga met Kylie on sugar babies.com

Even if she had set him up, isn’t the fact that he had a gun with a prior felony conviction grounds to take him to court?

The Auto-Launch was allegedly unable to distinguish the clouds from the sky due to the unusually bright Florida sun. The Launch Control manager was reportedly also streaming the final episode of Stranger Things on Netflix, but that is still unconfirmed.

They do a test burn of all the engines a day or two before the actual launch to check all systems are functioning.

Actually the gerbil in his pocket has a bladder condition.

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ProTip: If you spill half of something and it looks like you pissed yourself, just dump the other half somewhere that makes it clear you didn’t.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Everyone should own their own modem instead of paying the ridiculous fees to the cable companies.

I’m going to pay for it, but I’m not happy. I want ST, and if this is how they’re going to make it happen, well ok. I know I could pirate it, but I’d like it to last more than a single season, and that won’t happen if no one pays for it. I’m a sucker, aren’t I?

You’re making the assumption that every cord cutter absolutely must subscribe to every available service that’s not cable TV. False assumption.

Exactly- people need to stop trying to compare cordcutting to cable TV as if it was meant to perfectly replicate the cable TV experience. Its NOT!