This is the way the world ends

Nah, but her assistant is:

Of course, Battle Star Galactica.

Worst record promotion ploy ever.

I was actually surprised to read the article and find out he’s still alive and not already shot dead. I guess having money does help.

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

American Kinja Warrior.

Merciless.

I sometimes wonder if there was a draft to disperse the Gawker writers to the other blogs, and if Ashley got picked last (or was dumped here even though Marchman said “pass”).

interesting

hmmm

This is no joke. Do not go motorboating.

Do you even have a desk anymore? I picture you creeping around at night and posting on other people’s computers.

Ironically, these are terrible conditions for motorboating.

No no no no no. This is Deadspin. We do not pee our pants. We POOP our pants here.

Ashley Feinberg is a goddamn national treasure

Posted today.

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