I’m only a few hours in, haven’t left my planet because I want to fully explore it and because IT’S GOT SO MUCH GOLD. This will be my inspiration to continues on this path.

And here I was thinking that the sub-blog had a deeper meaning:

That looks like Voldemort (if he was posing like one of your French girls).

Those smokestacks are triggering and just big penii thrust at the sky.

I’m really using this gif a lot today.

I’m just going to go on record that my drawing contribution when Gabrielle asked us to draw her like one of our french girls was criminally underappreciated.

This is very meta and I don’t know what to think.

EMMA CARMICHAEL: I didn’t really believe we could sustain four full days of content. And yet...

It’s beyond brilliant. It’s like a 99-yard TD pass. It may be equalled, but it can never be exceeded.

KARA Welcome back :)))

My god, Jamaica Kincaid, if you read the comments here at Jezebel, please know you are one of my heroes. “Girl” changed my life.

(sorry I know we’re not yassing anymore. But WHOOP)

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

The racewalk looks like the lamest event in the history of athletics, but it’s so damn TERRIBLE. We had a 1600m racewalk in high school; I saw the current state record set my senior year at states...with 6:01. Walking a mile in 6 minutes! When those guys finished, they all looked like they wanted to die. I can’t…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”