I’m only a few hours in, haven’t left my planet because I want to fully explore it and because IT’S GOT SO MUCH GOLD. This will be my inspiration to continues on this path.

And here I was thinking that the sub-blog had a deeper meaning:

That looks like Voldemort (if he was posing like one of your French girls).

Those smokestacks are triggering and just big penii thrust at the sky.

I’m really using this gif a lot today.

I’m just going to go on record that my drawing contribution when Gabrielle asked us to draw her like one of our french girls was criminally underappreciated.

This is very meta and I don’t know what to think.

EMMA CARMICHAEL: I didn’t really believe we could sustain four full days of content. And yet...

It’s beyond brilliant. It’s like a 99-yard TD pass. It may be equalled, but it can never be exceeded.

KARA Welcome back :)))

My god, Jamaica Kincaid, if you read the comments here at Jezebel, please know you are one of my heroes. “Girl” changed my life.

(sorry I know we’re not yassing anymore. But WHOOP)

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

Her life? Then it’s quite a short while.
>goes straight to hell<

Booo, down with MJ, Gwen Stacy for life!

Poor bastard’s paying for those easy, pajama-wearing days now, though, what with the full head paint n’ prosthetics.

I bet the climax of the movie is a homecoming ball, which she shows up at after the Hollywood ugly duckling makeover, and she tells her date, “Face it tiger....”

I mean, Paul Bettany said that he loved playing JARVIS because he didn’t have to go to set, just went into a booth for a few days and walked out with giant bags of money.