Under our new Univision overlords, the thing being exclaimed ¡MUST BE BRACKETED AT THE BEGINNING!

How could the combination of the Olympics and boxing not be above board? I am so shocked by these allegations I might just have to use an exclamation point to express my outrage.

I love my Gen 3 coupe dearly, but damnit if I don’t get just a little jealous every time I see an ACR 1 of 1 thread. Congrats man

“why your parent would choose religion over you is a painful thing to grasp.”

My parents choose religion over me and my kids all the time. They’re LDS, and I am ex-that. And while they never disowned me, and while they love their grandchildren, they choose religion over us all the time. They miss birthday parties…

Yeah there’s long been whispers that Tom always wanted a biological child, and in fact divorced Nicole Kidman while she was recovering from a miscarriage (aaaaand mere weeks before their 10 yr anniversary so she didn't get 50/50- a real piece of shit). I think the deal was a child and cover in exchange for catapulting…

Imagine the plans Scientology had for little Suri Cruise. Plans that had Katie Holmes taking a tunnel to get to Whole Foods rather than live them.

She and Justin Beiber got into an instagram feud because he asked people to stop threatening his new girlfriend, and she accused him of not caring about his fans as much as she does, and then accused him of cheating, and then he accused her of cheating and then made his instagram private.

Mine just got completed and should ship any day.

If this story is true, Katie Holmes deserves all of the applause, credit, and mom awards on the planet for extricating herself and her child from her powerful husband and his overbearing cult and then continuing to protect her from them.

I for one welcome our new Univision overlords and would like to remind them that with my passing knowledge of a little bit of high school Spanish I could be instrumental in recruiting other commenters to work in their sugar mines. `

At least they won’t have to stop bashing Donald Trump.

katie holmes remains the best- protecting suri from that cult

Thats because the CEO in charge of it all is the guy wanting to merge with GM or anyone really. He is probably the worst possible guy for the viper.

Because one is just after profits and the other is after fun? I’ve driven both and while they might have similar performance capabilities, they don’t feel at all similar to drive. Vettes just feel a little removed from everything. The steering is just a little softer, the brakes and little softer, the shifter not as…

Only one option.

You either die an automotive legend or live long enough to see yourself become just another European.

You heard it here first. Chris Harris. Dodge Viper > Porsche 911. America > Germany.

That was Chris Harris, not Chris Evans. Harris is great.

I cannot sleep now, because I have nightmares

I don’t think his hands are this large though.