Thank you! I love Captain Marvel. I even have a Captain Marvel chess piece. But lately I’ve been feeling the need to defend her. “No, read the last run of her series, before Secret Wars” or “Read the Secret Wars Carol Corps thing” or “A-Force.” Not this. Never this. :(

Four words for you:

BTW we all agree a producer gave bethenny those pics, yeah?

im dead over everything bethenny did last night. calling tom to avoid drama? OKAY. acting like she wasnt fucking loving that she had the info to deliver the biggest drama all season?

Jules with the trombone was actually kind of funny, as was her announcing (when LuAnn and Dorinda were pining for their significant others) that she was glad Michael wasn’t there. As for Bethenny, and her crocodile tears about giving LuAnn the bad news about Tom, I call bullshit. And enough with the Skinnygirl bottles…

Here’s what the second paragraph says, (I lived in Rio for a year, live with a Brazilian and speak pretty fluent Portuguese):

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

“If you’re swimming three kilometers, you’ll go back and forth enough that the boost given by the current will be cancelled out by having to take a return trip in the opposite direction.”

That may sound right, but it’s absolutely false!

Swimming back and forth in a lane with a current is actually slower than swimming…

What NBC wants you to think Rio is like...

Let’s revoke their passports too. Obviously they are lying. Rio is a safe and beautiful city.

Yes, currently they are

The Rio pool crew is reading this and is like, “Hey, just be glad the water’s not fucking green.”

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

feminist manifesto

Leash, I’ve decided at long last to expose you, finally to unburden you of the cloak of propriety and political correctness; to cleanse your palate of the bitter taste of subterfuge.

come into the light

I was talking to a student about games and another studentsaid to me, “you play man games, miss?”

I find it irritating too. College dorms aren’t supposed to be pretty. They’re supposed to be weird and filled with ephemera collected here and there that gives people an idea of your personality. This room looks like it’s housed by girls who deny that they poop and fart, which means they are also probably annoying.

I probably need to look into why this annoys me so. But I’m not going to. This annoys me. I’m annoyed. And I’ve decided to be okay with it.

Women want armor that both lifts and separates.